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Alch and his Amazing Flying Machine
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September 2012
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Alch and his Amazing Flying Machine [userpic]
BUMP?

Who said that?

Was it you, LiveJournal audience?

What, you think you're too good for me now?

Well, FUCK YOU, humble reader.

You think you're SO cool.

Sitting there.

In front of a computer.

Reading words.

On a screen.

Well guess what?

You're not so cool.

At ALL.

Here's a picture of a penis.

Print it out.

Then suck on it.

Ready?

Here it is.

Fire up the printer.

Get those ink jets warmed up.

We're gonna combine some cyan, magenta, yellow, and black up in this bitch.

I had to ask my friend for some printer terminology to use in this one.

But he didn't answer so I got on Wikipedia instead.

Alright.

Ready?

Here comes a dick.

And you are going to put it in your mouth.

For your insolence.

Oh.

Oh god.

I didn't have any pictures of penises handy.

So I got on Google Image Search.

There's just...

Some really horrible penises on there.

I couldn't bear to hotlink any of them.

Alright.

Suck on this guy instead.

I found him on page four of the results.

Somehow.

Go ahead and look for yourself.