As a father of two, I often struggle for shortcuts.
Like, does it count as a bunny if it's just a teddy bear with longer ears?
Can melted ice cream feasibly pass for yogurt?
Why does my wife not believe me when I insist that we need to keep a surplus of stamps on hand?
And what's the time stamp on the boob scene in Doom Generation?
That last one doesn't really have anything to do with parenting. It'd just be a lot easier to fast forward to if I knew.